November 2011
9 posts
Me: hey I read an article by Harvey Weinstein this morning and I learned that he named Miramax after his mom Miriam.
Manny: yeah I knew that already.
Me: oh. I just wanted to impress you!
Manny: you always impress me.
Nov 29th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 24th
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BOOZE BOOZE BOOZE!!!
I will now begin a weekly segment on my tumblr titled “BOOZE BOOZE BOOZE!!!” Normally, I try to remember a good brew, vino and sometimes cocktail (but very rarely) so I take notes on my iPhone so I don’t break my head the following morning trying to remember the name. This week I will talk about Russian River’s Blind Pig IPA from Santa Rosa, CA. It’s a 6.10% ABV...
Nov 21st
Bitchiñiera
I’m outspoken. Always have been. According to my mama I began speaking at the age of one. In kinder, I earned the nickname of “perica” (parrot). I have been one outspoken girl, teen, womyn since as far as I can remember. After a thorough self analysis I realized that that partially stems from having difficulty with authority and shallow people/interactions. When backed into a...
Nov 21st
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Quarter of a century sounds more fucked up than 25...
It’s 25 minutes past midnight. 25 minutes past holy fuck I just turned 25. I pause and take a sip of leftover Dead Guy Ale. I may be out of tortillas but at least I am not out of coffee or beer. Phew! I didn’t want to have to walk a few blocks to Hamilton’s to drink a pint by my lonesome. Not that I mind, there’s nothing wrong with some alone time. I planned on going in...
Nov 15th
Nov 13th
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and now a heteronormative rant about a common...
I have learned that many boys and men are two-faced mothafuckaz. Before you strike my statement down with the common fallacy of generalization or call me a man-hater, I have found this to be very true. When I experience general disrespect from a fella whether it is somebody I know or some rando out on the street who needs lessons in back the fuck up mothafucka I don’t know you manners, I...
Nov 11th
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Nov 4th
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