and now a heteronormative rant about a common annoying ass culture of courtship
I have learned that many boys and men are two-faced mothafuckaz.
Before you strike my statement down with the common fallacy of generalization or call me a man-hater, I have found this to be very true.
When I experience general disrespect from a fella whether it is somebody I know or some rando out on the street who needs lessons in back the fuck up mothafucka I don’t know you manners, I turn into a straight up sociopath. Defense mechanism, just happens. I have tried being polite, “No thank you.” He’s still there, hovering, like a creep. Fuck that. Fuck being polite when you don’t feel safe because some fucko is too damn arrogant to use his manners around you because he perceives you as nothing but a fine piece of ass that he can purchase just like when I go to the butcher shop for a pound of your finest boneless chicken to make into delicious pollo asado tacos. YouTube sensation Jenna Marbles has her own strategy which I have pondered on using:
So being the sociopath I am because I have trust issues with the opposite sex I decide to do a little hardcore undercover research and the things I learned!
Some boys will try to act all composed and shit around the ladies, if his douchetastic dude friend who isn’t a 2-face mothafucka cause he’s a jerk and he knows it, he doesn’t hide it says something offensive he’ll save the day and be like, “Come on dude, that’s not funny.” The ladies will be like, “Aw. You are so sweet, you’re not like most guys!” Goes home and talks about those girls to his friend privately, “Yeah fine piece of ass! I’d hit it and her friend!” CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK through the poor girl’s SpRinG BReaK 2010 CanCUn Yeea Babby!*~*~*~* Bikini. Dancing on top of the bar I can see your panties. Crunched up cowgirl hat. Navel piercing. Bleached blonde fried ass hair. Girl you so sexy! Girl you oughta be an entrepreneur boy clicking away is getting off to your fine body you should charge for subscription!
I know it happens. Dudes talk about females like I talk about fine meats and cheeses. I thought I’d share this with the ladies. Yeah, maybe your self-esteem needs a little help which is why you must post that photo of you in your sexiest halloween costume, sexy nurse or cop (fuck the racist ass sexy tequila shooter girl. Fuck you if you ever dressed up like that!). The male gaze, if boys find me attractive I can get away with so many things! Maybe, so do prostitutes, but they have a bit more dignity. Dudes are definitely looking at your sexy pictures, but they don’t give a shit about what you have to say what you are interested in or don’t even think of any more than they do a blow up doll. How is that working for you? Does it make you feel better about yourself? NO. You might keep telling yourself it does, but it doesn’t.
I can’t reveal my sources but the conversations among men that I have witnessed first hand about women are not pretty like your 6-inch heels. Those conversations were very damaging for society and my perception of men and my inability to trust them. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of cool ass dudes that can manage a decent conversation and never get inappropriatey, but I always have to have my guard up, and I just generally have zero patience or empathy for two-faced fake ass people regardless of sex or gender identity. If you’re going to be an asshole don’t be the polite savior when women are around, just be an asshole 24/7. I have more respect for straight up dudes that are in your face offensive and don’t hide it than those who are closeted assholes.
Just get real. You are a fucking perv, you are a fucking breathing walking dick looking for something or someone to stick it in, don’t try to hide it like you’re some deep complex person with intelligent thoughts, it will make people less bitter and you’d be surprised about how many ladies too are just DTF.
